Hangover Poem: Queasy Headed Morning
Emotional napalm
Exploding me awake
Can’t quite remember
Wish I could forget
Jangly nerves twitch
With too much caffeine
Acidic from last night’s
Liquid supper
You could light my breath
With a match
How did Happy Hour
Become closing time --- again?
Vague recollection
Said something, set him off
So stupid
“Flirting is in the eye of the beholder
I was just being friendly
Don’t be so controlling
Don’t tell me what to do
Why don’t you leave, and take your new boyfriend with you
Fine, I’ll just do that
Go eff yourself
No, eff YOU”
Drunken diatribes
Always end up ugly
I never learn
Another Alka Seltzer Saturday
The headache will fade
But my pride hurts like hell
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